i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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