billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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