You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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