I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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