i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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