You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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