So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I didn't notice because vodka
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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