and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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