Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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