I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i think my mom watched the whole time
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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