I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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