How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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