he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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