Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize