Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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