4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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