Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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