is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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