That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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