ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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