can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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