Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I need help removing her.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
