Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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