i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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