We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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