What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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