she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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