He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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