i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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