I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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