He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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