At least make sure they are 18
Why
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
