that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
did i walk over a car last night?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
sex in a hospital.. check
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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