i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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