That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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