just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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