Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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