somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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