Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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