I must be too annoying 4 u.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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