that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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