Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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