I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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