Have you finally orgasmed yet?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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