therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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