thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
be right there i have to get my cape
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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