You made me cry and you don't even care
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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