no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize
