I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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