He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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