is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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