Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
